I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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