Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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