Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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