I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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