we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just tell him i said nine months
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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