So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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