Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We talked him into tasing himself.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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