Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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