Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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