Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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