Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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