Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
i think i just lost a toe
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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