Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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