Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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