Non-Jews are for practice
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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