Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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