he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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