Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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