I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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