On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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