A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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