Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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