I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
worst night to have a conscience
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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