none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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