Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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