I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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