I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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