New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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