Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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