You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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