Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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