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I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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