Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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