Can i not drive my cunt home
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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