my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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