it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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