There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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