No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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