Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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