I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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