Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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