I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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