Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize