The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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