things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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