these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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