trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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