Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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