at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she smelled like a LAN party
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Randomize
