belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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