Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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