If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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