and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
a search helicopter?!
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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